STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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