two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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