i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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