Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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