i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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