Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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