honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
