I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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