You can't motorboat a personality
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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