That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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