As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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