Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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