So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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