I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
time to smoke my breakfast
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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