why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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