I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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