me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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