And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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