id be glad to
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I cut my penus on the lid.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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