You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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