operation have a gay friend backfired
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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