I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
do nipples grow back?
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