We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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