He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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