Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
