i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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