Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
