i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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