Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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