So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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