Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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