my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
