Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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