how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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