You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I need water and some morals
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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