Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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