Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...

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(410): View more from Maryland

apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone

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whose oscar?

(203): View more from Connecticut

the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.

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(317): View more from Indiana

she was licking his armpits.

(317): View more from Indiana

asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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(301): View more from Maryland

We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now

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(714): View more from California

I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's

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