i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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