these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
