KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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