Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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