just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The adults are the big ones right?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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