i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i will never coherently bang her
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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