If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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