Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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