yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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