Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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