Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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