Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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