EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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