He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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