Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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