i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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