Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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