But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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