The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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